Literature
LAS: Retold Chapter 1
Chapter 1: The Saga Begins
Our story begins one summer day in the happy village of Toad Town where the famous heroes Mario and Luigi lived. They were relaxing in their house and brainstorming some ideas on what to do. Neither one knew it, but their rivals, Wario and Waluigi, were sneaking around outside and eavesdropping on them.
"Do you want to go golfing?" Mario asked.
"Nah." Luigi said. "If I didn't know better, I'd say you cheat."
"How about another party?"
"I'd rather not. Last time we played Shock Drop or Roll, I couldn't walk straight for a few turns. Remember?"
"Oh. Right. What about a kart race?"
"There's a word for that. Bor-