LAS: Retold Chapter 6Chapter 6: The Fateful Fight
It was nighttime on Yoshi's Island and Luigi was exhausted. He spent the entire afternoon playing Hide-and-seek, Tag and Tic-Tac-Toe with the herd and even competed in a few swimming races. He was just about to climb the tree at Purpley's home when he had a problem.
"Aw geez." the worn out plumber said. "I can't get up the tree."
"Why don't you sleep next to me?" Purpley asked.
"Maybe I should." he agreed and lied down by the dinosaur. "I might fall out of the tree again anyway."
"You're so cute. Are all humans as cute as you?"
"Well..." Luigi took his hat off and scratched his head. "I guess my brother is good-looking."
"What's his name? What does he look like?"
"His name is Mario and he's..." Luigi trailed off a bit as he struggled to answer the question. "He's a little shorter than me, kinda chubby and he's red instead of green."
At this point, Purpley was staring at Luigi's hatless head. "Uh..." was the only thing that left her mouth.
LAS: Retold Chapter 5Chapter 5: Daisy Joins the Search
While Luigi was having a great time with the yoshi herd, Mario had his hands full with Waluigi. The red-clad brother was trying to get him to tell the truth about the events of the past couple of days, but he wasn't giving in.
"I already told you. I don't know where we are." Waluigi tried to convince Mario.
"You lying scum!" Mario yelled. "Tell me where we are right now!"
"I don't know!"
"All right! That does it! What did you do to Luigi? Where is Luigi? Where are we?! I'm getting ticked off now! I want my little brother back, YOU SICK SON-OF-A..." Mario's voice cracked. "Argh...I gotta quit doing that..." he continued in a hoarse voice.
"What will you do if I don't tell you?"
"I'm going to...freeze you and Wario...you little turd! Take this!" Mario then took a deep breath and blew ice all over Waluigi.
"Ugh! That stings!" Waluigi screamed in pain as his entire body, except for his head, became incased in ice.
"If you know what's good for you, you'll t
LAS: Retold Chapter 4Chapter 4: Life on the Island
At Pinky's home on Yoshi's Island, Luigi was just waking up from his nap when Pinky returned from picking some oranges.
"Hello Luigi." she greeted.
"Hello Pinky." he yawned. "Where were you?"
"I was out picking oranges for my friends. I know they're one of Oshi's favorites."
"Oshi?" Luigi asked, not familiar with the name. What color is he?"
"He's an orange yoshi. Hey. It's almost time for the meeting. Would you like another ride?"
"No thank you. I'll walk this time. I have the feeling that I'm gonna be here for awhile so I'd better learn the way on my own." Luigi looked at the oranges in Pinky's hands. "Think you could spare one of those?" he added.
"Sure." Pinky said as she gave one to Luigi. "Now let's get going. We don't want to be late."
Luigi followed Pinky to the beach. When they arrived, they saw Blacky was already talking to the other yoshis. "Does anyone know where they are?" he asked them.
"We're right here." Pinky answered.
"Excellent. Now we c
LAS: Retold Chapter 3Chapter 3: The Yoshi Herd
Far away on Yoshi's Island, a pink yoshi was going for a walk on the beach and enjoying some grapes that she was eating as a midnight snack. "Mmm..." she said. "These grapes sure taste good and the sea looks so pretty night. Huh?"
Something on the edge of the water caught her attention. She moves in closer to investigate. It was the body of a certain green-clad person. Oh dear." the pink yoshi said softly as she poked Luigi with a finger. "The poor guy. What's he doing here? Ooh, I have to help him. He looks really hurt." The pink yoshi quickly gulped down the rest of her grapes and placed Luigi on her back, then she ran into a nearby forest. She did not stop until she reached her home, a patch of fern plants. She set Luigi down on them and tried to shake him awake. Eventually, she gave up and fell asleep.
"Huh? Where am I?" Luigi moaned when he came to. He looked around in surprise and saw the pink yoshi. Because of the darkness, he confused her for the
LAS: Retold Chapter 2Chapter 2: Luigi Takes a Fall
Mario and Luigi followed Wario and Waluigi up the gangplank and onto Wario's ship. Mario went into the cabin and started to sort through the stuff in the back pack that he brought along for the trip. Luigi sat down on the bed.
"Let's see." Mario began to list the items. "Tennis balls, my racket, your racket... What in the world? Luigi, can you explain this?" Mario pulled out a pair of Luigi's pajamas out of the back pack. They were sort of a sea-green color and had a star pattern on them. They're quite cute actually.
"I wanted to take a nap."
"Sheesh." Mario said, slightly displeased. "You really don't need to wear pajamas for a nap. You know, you can be really embarrassing sometimes. I bet if someone saw us, they'd be laughing their heads off!"
Luigi saw that Mario was beginning to rant and quietly slinked away. Outside the cabin, he saw Wario messing with the helm. "Hey Luigi!" Wario shouted when he noticed Luigi sneaking around. "Could you go ask Waluig
LAS: Retold Chapter 1Chapter 1: The Saga Begins
Our story begins one summer day in the happy village of Toad Town where the famous heroes Mario and Luigi lived. They were relaxing in their house and brainstorming some ideas on what to do. Neither one knew it, but their rivals, Wario and Waluigi, were sneaking around outside and eavesdropping on them.
"Do you want to go golfing?" Mario asked.
"Nah." Luigi said. "If I didn't know better, I'd say you cheat."
"How about another party?"
"I'd rather not. Last time we played Shock Drop or Roll, I couldn't walk straight for a few turns. Remember?"
"Oh. Right. What about a kart race?"
"There's a word for that. Bor-ring."
Outside the house, Waluigi spoke up. "Hey Wario. Luigi sure seems bored."
"So?" Wario retorted. "What's your point?"
"We should totally do something evil to him." Waluigi replied.
"Evil, huh? Like what?"
"Actually, I don't know yet. Better keep listening."
Back inside, the older brother brings up something interesting. "Tennis?"
"Sure." Luigi laugh